QUOTES

• "Doubt fucks everything"

• "I am STILL better than you. Because I AM drug free, I AM alcohol free, and I'm straightedge."

• "Drink up, England... I WANT your liver to fail. Smoke up England, I WANT you to die."

• "What's my name?!"

• "Thats a very appropriate color he's wearing. Green."

• "There is no God and the cage was NOT 30 feet!!"

• "That was the longest run-on sentence I've ever heard in my entire life. Did you even take a breath in between words there?"

• "Do you know what it's like going through life better than everybody? It's hard."

• "You can tell that hold is effective because his face is red and the rest of his body is the color of a bottle of 2% milk."

• "So what? I'm out here doing commentary with malaria"

• "Everybody wants to call me the Triple H of Ring of Honor, I think that's hilarious. I would prefer to call Triple H the CM Punk of the WWE"

• "This is true, this is real, this is straight edge and straight edge means I am better than you."

• "Straight edge means i'm drug free, alcohol free and better than you."

• "It's a good time to be CM Punk right now."

• "I'm going to pull my car around, Joe's is going to throw him out the front door and I'm gonna run the son of a bitch over! If he kicks at two, I'll drive the car right into the ocean."

• "I don't know if you guys know this but i'm sort of a big deal."

• "Who are you Ricky Steamboat? Who did you ever beat?"

• "It's clobberin' time!"

• "All your heroes are dead! I killed them!"

• "My name is CM PUNK"

• "People like to come up to me and tell me that I've got nice ink. Except these tattoos aren't just decorations. They are declarations. Every tattoo I have tells its own story about who I am. Drug-free. Honor. And a war against the system."

• "Have you guys ever ghost hunted in Hawaii? No? Well, I have this fat friend...I shouldn't say fat, that might offend him, but he's Samoan and claims to have seen ghosts."

• "Maybe the ghosts have a glass ceiling? Break through that glass ceiling ghosts! I plan to."

• "This going out on the internet? I'm huge on the internet! Wrestling nerds one and all are helping us out!"

• "Anybody wanna go shoot some pool?"

• "YOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO You see dead people?"

• "Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete jumps out who's left in the boat?"

• "What's cool and goes click?" (Punk hangs up the phone)

• "I came here to hunt ghost and chew bubble gum, and im all out of bubble gum!"